So there's a small but growing collection of random pen
parts littering my work area. Sometimes it looks like the aftermath of some
Napoleonic pen battle, the ragtag remains of valiant soldiers who gave
themselves to a higher cause scattered about like smoldering remains.
What's that you say? Not every pen is a success? Well, just
remember, I got a C+ in woodshop and have a hard time following directions
(even my own). Couple that with temperamental woods like hickory and ebony –
both of which explode as if laced with gun powder – and you're left with what
we've got here: failure to communicate that I didn't care to start over on this
project.
I know what you're thinking, and when I say
"explode" I mean it. I wear goggles for a reason, not just as a
fashion statement. Ok, so I haven't lost any fingers yet, but that lathe spins
at up to 3200 rpm and sometimes the only thing holding those designs together
are a little glue and a thick layer of hope.
Sometimes I'm able to salvage parts. Sometimes their
cadavers stare up at me for weeks, waiting for Igor to return with a brain
marked "Abby Normal" or something. Until then, they float around my
work area waiting for me to stumble across them and gasp at the memory of the
moment of their demise.
They're the Island of Misfit Pens. Maybe King Moonracer will
find a home for them ...
I want to know! Tell me about "one of those days"
when your project 'exploded.' Comment below!
Thanks
for checking in.
See my current inventory at:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/HopeAndGracePens
and http://articents.com/HopeAndGracePens
See my current inventory at:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/HopeAndGracePens
and http://articents.com/HopeAndGracePens
LOL! Loved it!
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